Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
ISILDUR by Brian K. Crawford with Gary D. Crawford copyright 1994 by The Crawford Press All rights reserved Printed in the United States of America for Gary and Nathan Three…
ISILDUR by Brian K. Crawford with Gary D. Crawford copyright 1994 by The Crawford Press All rights reserved Printed in the United States of America for Gary and Nathan Three…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…Ok tell me all you know about the Loogie Lessons!!! Pippin begins to explain but he is interrupted again… PAGE PAGE Sauron: My pager…another emergency! *grabs cell phone* Did you…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
…whips out her cell phone again, and calls Trig* Trig: What? Ring: Nice to talk to you too. How’s the interview? Trig: I’m in the middle of it, if you…