Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…19-21, 23-27, 30-33, 37, 40-47, 49, 52-53, 56, 59, 60, 66, 68-72, 75-76, 85, 89, 126, 150, 153, 155, 183-184, 188-189, 192-194, 196-197, 199, 205, 215, 220, 225-227, 229, 231-237…
…19-21, 23-27, 30-33, 37, 40-47, 49, 52-53, 56, 59, 60, 66, 68-72, 75-76, 85, 89, 126, 150, 153, 155, 183-184, 188-189, 192-194, 196-197, 199, 205, 215, 220, 225-227, 229, 231-237…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…before she realized it. Eowyn screamed. Haldir giggled with delight as the flame carefully chose its path up a strand of hair. Eowyn began to frantically whack her hair to…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…gift from Merrisil’s father who was a smith in service of the King. The blade is not magical as such, but is of fine quality and does not rust or…
…Imaldris air was unpleasant, quite the contrary in fact, but it was good to breathe the air of his home once more. “My loyal people,” he said gently. “For many…
…long to do your hair!? Legolas: No, Sam: Good… Legolas: 10 hours for my hair.. *runs off* Frodo: *is now very happy because he is so attractive from his hair*…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…