Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…case the enemy attempted the bridge again. Men paced there and their arms glinted in the morning sun. From the streets below the Tower came the cries of vendors and…
…case the enemy attempted the bridge again. Men paced there and their arms glinted in the morning sun. From the streets below the Tower came the cries of vendors and…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…I may die, I know to what brown country My homing thoughts will fly. http://www.alphalink.com.au/~wiseowl/asunburntcountry.htm “Lady, I can well understand your love for this country, Australia,” said Legolas. “Even when…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…tops of their voices. Merry & Pippin: Take me hooOOOOOOOOOOOMMME country ROOOOOOOOOAAAAADDS! To the plaaaace where I belooOOOOOOOONGG!!! West of GondOOOOOOOORR!!! North of RohAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!! Take me HOOOME!!! Country rooOOOOOOADS!!! Further…
…flight! She picked up her bag and ran for it. She needed to make this flight; all of her friends were on this flight! Every person on Liberty High Varsity…
…royalty! When he’s not occupied by the weary work of caring for his woodland realm, this elf enjoys swimming, hiking and sunbathing. Please, welcome Lord Celeborn of the Realm of…