Legolas learns a lesson~ 9 (in Fanfiction)
…lose, itÂ’s how you play the game. We hate poor losers in Australia.” “Do all Australians think this way?” asked Frodo. ”Pretty much. Throw in a bit of larrikinism and…
…lose, itÂ’s how you play the game. We hate poor losers in Australia.” “Do all Australians think this way?” asked Frodo. ”Pretty much. Throw in a bit of larrikinism and…
…Waltzing Matilda. Waltzing Matilda is a song about an Australian hobo I guess you’d call him. He wanders through the bush land of Australia, and he takes all his meagre…
…call Australia, I still call Australia, I still call Australia, Home “Bravo! Bravo!” They all clapped as the Hobbits stood up to take a bow. The Elven children just giggled…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…Lords of that noble race, come to offer us their assistance and support. “At first all went well for the Army of the Alliance. United with the Elves, we defeated…
…Ring: Can we fastforward through anything with Eomer? My therapist said I should avoid contact with him…you know, so I don’t get too attached. Trig: Don’t get too attached? You’re…
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