Legolas learns a lesson~ 9 (in Fanfiction)
…also settled by free people who emigrated there for a better way of life, not just convicts. Most of my family were free settlers. IÂ’ve searched in vain to find…
…also settled by free people who emigrated there for a better way of life, not just convicts. Most of my family were free settlers. IÂ’ve searched in vain to find…
…the almost carefree joy of many of the young Men and Women there, who only hours before had been prepared to die and leave the world forever. For his part,…
…Waltzing Matilda. Waltzing Matilda is a song about an Australian hobo I guess you’d call him. He wanders through the bush land of Australia, and he takes all his meagre…
…call Australia, I still call Australia, I still call Australia, Home “Bravo! Bravo!” They all clapped as the Hobbits stood up to take a bow. The Elven children just giggled…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…been nominated four separate times by Australia’s Film Institute along with another nomination by Australia’s Film Critics Circle. Finally making it over to the United States in 1999 for “The…
…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…