Chapter eight: Escaping the Carnival (in Fanfiction)
…a heap around StriderÂ’s ankles. ‘But one of themÂ’s over 50!Â’ Strider said angrily. ‘Riiight,Â’ said the man. ‘And IÂ’m the Queen of England.Â’ ‘You are?Â’ Pippin asked, forgetting the…
…a heap around StriderÂ’s ankles. ‘But one of themÂ’s over 50!Â’ Strider said angrily. ‘Riiight,Â’ said the man. ‘And IÂ’m the Queen of England.Â’ ‘You are?Â’ Pippin asked, forgetting the…
…a lady, one arm around her neck, and he swims towards the beach, the other arm slicing the water furiously and his legs kicking at the sea. The lady is…
…may I help you? Pippin: *in a fake voice* Is Anita Hairwash there? Legolas: One minute. *on the PA system* Anita Hairwash. Anita Hairwash, you have a phone call. All…
…ItÂ’s really weird.” “No, I donÂ’t think you have, Ada,” Legolas whispered, “Ada, I have to… to tell you something…” “One second,” LegolasÂ’ father said, covering the phone. There was…
…Elrond looks at phone curiously and takes it from Arwen. ELROND: I don’t know, Arwen. I will figure it out. Elrond puts phone up to ear (for some strange reason)…
…something bothering you?” Fred gave him a questioning look. “What do you mean?” Sam grasped to find the right words. “I mean, uh… you seem different.” “How am I different?”…
…ticket sales. You can read about it here. Warner Brothers has recently released some short ‘teaser’ videos, including one with a sneak peek at Smaug. They can be viewed here….
…and were met by an elf with a horse named Asfaloth. He placed Robin in the horse’s saddle and said, “Nora lim, Asfaloth.” The horse ran off and crossed the…
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…Baba: *grabs two daggers and gets in fighting stance* Legolas: Just let them in! Aragorn: Now I will sing!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA *to the beat of…