The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…cloth. “Is that all?” asked Linfalas. “Is there no food?” “No. Only this.” Ohtar laid the bundle on the ground between them. Untying a cord wrapped many times around it,…
…sword caught his throat, piercing a main artery. He swayed, made a gurgling sound ,then fell like a stone and lay lifeless on the ground. Calardan tried to draw his…
…cell phone rays?” Legolas asked, bouncing around anxiously. Out of sheer irritation, Gimli turned around and let out an exasperated huff, “DonÂ’t you get it?” Gimli asked. Legolas shook his…
…around and around the Mountain convinced everyone around him worked for Sauron and were trying to get the Ring. Aragorn, Arwen, Eowyn and Legolas were chasing after him. Sam and…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…a grand road trip. They were stocking up on everything thing needed for a road/camping trip at the grand Minas Tirith Mall. Legolas stuck his tongue out at Boromir and…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…thought. I hope someone says something nice to my sistersÂ….He stumbled forward, arms going round like a wind-mill. The ground approached at an alarming speed. “Two left feet,” Merry muttered,…