The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy– Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy– Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
…shooting her way. Eowyn is also holding a blue ticket. She looks longingly at Aragorn’s red ticket, then frowns at her blue one. Eowyn: [Yelling.] Would anyone care to switch…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…to the person you wish was dead! Theoden: *runs back and buys only one* Saruman: How about this, MINI TV!!! Gimli: I will buy one!! Saruman: But wait there’s more,…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…here. ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ recently became the 15th film to pass the $1 billion mark in ticket sales. You can read about it here. Warner Brothers has recently…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…the Mithril that we paid! You could buy the Shire with the Mithril that we paid! You could buy the Shire with the Mithril that we paid! Paid! Paid! Paid!…