The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy– Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy– Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…of Fantasy: Selected Essays from the Second International Conference on the Fantastic in Literature and Film. Westport, CT: Greenwood; 1986. (ix, 250 pp.) The Uses of the Past in The…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…to the person you wish was dead! Theoden: *runs back and buys only one* Saruman: How about this, MINI TV!!! Gimli: I will buy one!! Saruman: But wait there’s more,…
Where does a kitchen-happy Hobbit go for all the information he needs for cookery? What if he’s looking for charts like international measures or temperature conversion, or candymaking and meat…
…international TV spot that was released about 10 days ago click here. Note – this tv spot was removed by the user The international spot can now be found here….
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…along with squeaks of fascination. They got to the parking at the base of Table Mountain, they parked the car and went to buy the tickets so they could use…