The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…I’m going to do one of those things Moe says to Bart after he makes a prank call! Merry: It’s crank call! *laughs* All elves: Hahahaha! Legolas: Err. The phone…
…I’m going to do one of those things Moe says to Bart after he makes a prank call! Merry: It’s crank call! *laughs* All elves: Hahahaha! Legolas: Err. The phone…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…couch. ELROND (muttering): I’m outta here. I’ve got a concil to get ready for! (checks his watch) And it starts in thirty minutes! (dashs out of room) TO BE CONTINUED…!…
…see how the next few days shape up. Chapter 12 Changes Sam sat in the plane, silently pretending to read the airline magazine. Actually, he was casting glances over at…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…answered. ‘Pippin,Â’ Merry hissed, clapping his hand over his cousinÂ’s mouth. The man walked over to Strider, leaning against the bars. ‘You got one phone call. Wanna use it now?Â’…
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…A few hours later, everyone heard a blood curdling screech coming from the direction of PippinÂ’s chair. Everyone looked in that direction and saw Merry and Sam trying to calm…
…tears of frustration. Already, he is tugging at his shortly-cropped dark hair. Standing by themselves in one corner, crossing their hands and watching the chaos unfolding before them over the…