The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
Well, after a LONG sabbatical, I’m back. I’m currently debating on whether or not to continue this story, but I’ll just post the chapters that I have done now and…
…Sauron. When we assailed Mordor, Sauron himself quaked in fear. “Though the Black Gate of Mordor was guarded by Sauron’s most trusted and loyal troops, the Morannon was thrown down…
…life story. Of course, they didn’t want to hear it. No one wants to hear his story, trust me. So, after Robin shut him up, they all started walking towards…
…against his mother’s protests. Rescued by his Grandmother, Leader of the Fenns, and a few others. She could not raise him and took him to the leader of the Hunters…
…He says youÂ’re late.Â’ Strider snorted. ‘ThatÂ’s obvious.Â’ Legolas stepped back and studied the bunch. Strider looked terribly worn and tired, and his face a slight purple color, like heÂ’d…
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