The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…Eowyn gave the phone to Legolas, “Good luck, Legolas, I say.” Legolas whimpered and put the phone to his ear, “Hello, Ada,” Legolas whimpered, curled up in a little ball,…
…i alda i anda tienna ya lelyenë coaryanna. Sé i coarya Menel carnë i alda turu helda maryanen. San manteryë míruvórerya ar massarya, san fumneryë* caimanna poreo.* Ai Menel, an…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…up, baby. Arwen: People, don’t you understand? The child needs a helpin’ hand. Strider: Let’s rock! Arwen: Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas! (Arwen rides off on her horse with…
…know the ring Bilbo gave you? It is evil! GANDALF hits head on rafters. GANDALF Ouch! FRODO Is it really? Here, have a ridiculously long sandwich! GANDALF eats sandwich. GANDALF…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
–Dagmar is the son of a prostitute named Mirette. After becoming pregnant, Mirette ceased being a street whore and made money by working with a regional merchant in South San…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…