The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…the phone and file these papers. Legolas: Ok. Galadrial: And try to have them filed by the time I get back. Legolas: Ok good-bye. The phone rings Legolas: Hello this…
…the phone and file these papers. Legolas: Ok. Galadrial: And try to have them filed by the time I get back. Legolas: Ok good-bye. The phone rings Legolas: Hello this…
…Eowyn gave the phone to Legolas, “Good luck, Legolas, I say.” Legolas whimpered and put the phone to his ear, “Hello, Ada,” Legolas whimpered, curled up in a little ball,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…up, baby. Arwen: People, don’t you understand? The child needs a helpin’ hand. Strider: Let’s rock! Arwen: Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas! (Arwen rides off on her horse with…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…Greg thrust his hand into his pocket and pulled out his cell phone. He held it up to Greta’s face, and she paled. Then she turned and started screaming at…
…and Merrin), were to go with him. Robin didn’t want Legolas to go with them because Legolas could shoot a bow and Robin was jealous, (Robin’s bow and arrows were…
…and smiled. “All right, Ion nin” Legolas’ eyes widened as the child leapt into his arms. “Yea! Come on, Uncle Leg’las! Come on!” Legolas chucked and picked up Eldarion and…
…‘For pizza!Â’ Pippin cried up at them. ‘And snacks, and games and lunch, and that one thing where you throw the other thing into the thing, and it goes around…
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