The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…*slams phone down* The phone rings Legolas: I bet Alexander Gram Bell never thought about you! *slams phone down* Galadrial: Legolas, Legolas: Oh, hi hehe. Galadrial: I tried to call…
…*slams phone down* The phone rings Legolas: I bet Alexander Gram Bell never thought about you! *slams phone down* Galadrial: Legolas, Legolas: Oh, hi hehe. Galadrial: I tried to call…
…lives in trash can and he canÂ’t even remember his own rhymes, for EruÂ’s sake!” Eomer called to Gandalf, his eyes still on insane Gollum. Gandalf sighed, “On this budget,…
…i alda i anda tienna ya lelyenë coaryanna. Sé i coarya Menel carnë i alda turu helda maryanen. San manteryë míruvórerya ar massarya, san fumneryë* caimanna poreo.* Ai Menel, an…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…(startled) What, oh yes, so you are! (too himself) Damn, another quality moment lost! HALDIR: (pointing) Honoulable Guests. Behold the castle of Lord Celeborn-san and Geisha Galadriel-san They behold several…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…d’Oria. After being attacked and beaten by a jealous former client, Mirette was taken in by the cathedral in North San d’Oria. After Dagmar’s birth she left the Cathedral and…
…see how the next few days shape up. Chapter 12 Changes Sam sat in the plane, silently pretending to read the airline magazine. Actually, he was casting glances over at…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
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