LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…He marched up to Bag End, through the door left wide open from Frodo’s flight, takes one look at the offending e-mail, still open on Frodo’s computer screen, and claps…
…He marched up to Bag End, through the door left wide open from Frodo’s flight, takes one look at the offending e-mail, still open on Frodo’s computer screen, and claps…
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…LEGO LIKE LAS PLEASE E-MAIL ME LIKE BACK! ~~~~~~~~~~CLAR LIKE ISSA~~~~~~~~~~ Legolas canÂ’t exactly reply to an e-mail when heÂ’s doubled over laughing his head off now, can he? To:…
…Legolas. He is my friend, and beside, he sends me annoying email to complain about it. He’s complaining about everything at the moment….yes, to quote him, it’s pissing me off….
…From: Merry_Brandybuck@Buckland/Shire.com To: Soon_to_be_Thain@Tookland/Shire.com Subject: ? Hey Pip, did you hear some screaming??? From: Rich_cool_funky_Ringbearer@BagEnd/Shire.com To: Gardeners_World@Hobbiton/Shire.com Subject:Â…Â… Sam, did you hear some screaming??? Smeagol didnÂ’t try your stew again…
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Good afternoon, * Legolas Greenleaf *. Welcome to the Mirkwood Network! You have mail! To: legomybow@mirkwood.com From: gondorrocks@gondor.com Subject: Hunting ~Legolas~ I’m hosting a hunting trip in Gondor in about…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…See you, Elladan and Elrohir To: [email protected] From: frodobaggins@shire.com Subject: Hello! Hi Legolas! I just got this e-mail address and I decided to e-mail everyone I knew. IÂ’ve also been…
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