Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…destruction of their northern cities in the Elder Days. We had not much hope of their aid, but thought it worth the attempt. “I went therefore to their East Gate…
…destruction of their northern cities in the Elder Days. We had not much hope of their aid, but thought it worth the attempt. “I went therefore to their East Gate…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…tickets to Disney World for two days. It wasn’t the entering that bothered Aragorn, it was the winning. “Arwen, I can’t survive two more days at Disney World!” Aragorn said,…
…their drink.) will allow me to control the waters of the Caribbean. Aragorn: Why do you have to control the Caribbean? Jack: I’m a pirate you idiot! I can use…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…