The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…Elrond looks at phone curiously and takes it from Arwen. ELROND: I don’t know, Arwen. I will figure it out. Elrond puts phone up to ear (for some strange reason)…
…as the light revealed it, the entire room seemed to be shrouded in mist. Papers and books lined the walls, tossed aside weeks ago and collecting cobwebs. But the worst…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
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…along with squeaks of fascination. They got to the parking at the base of Table Mountain, they parked the car and went to buy the tickets so they could use…
…a blue denim shirt and knee-length khakis, he is smiling, looking towards the horizon. The first Survivor arrives. Jeff stands, walks towards the Survivor, and shakes his hand. Jeff: Looks…