Lord of Junior High chapter 2 (in Fanfiction)
…Gary: You didnÂ’t think IÂ’d miss your friend BillÂ’s party, did you? Freda: So, Gary. How is everything in the ninth-grade? Tell me everything! Gary: Everything? ThatÂ’s rather unusual for…
…Gary: You didnÂ’t think IÂ’d miss your friend BillÂ’s party, did you? Freda: So, Gary. How is everything in the ninth-grade? Tell me everything! Gary: Everything? ThatÂ’s rather unusual for…
(Gary looks at the Pen and sees the faint traces of a mysterious type of short-hand written on the cap.) Freda: (Walking inside) where on earth did Bill go? Gary:…
Sorry for my messed up chapter names. I’m still not too familiar with uploading chapters. (Gary is leading Freda and Samantha through the hallways.) Gary: Come on Samantha and be…
…time. (Everyone laughs. Mark and Paul try to sneak back to the pile but are caught by Gary) Gary: Mark and Paul, the schools two biggest troublemakers. I might have…
ISILDUR by Brian K. Crawford with Gary D. Crawford copyright 1994 by The Crawford Press All rights reserved Printed in the United States of America for Gary and Nathan Three…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…a while, though. Disclaimer: I own the rights to Lord of the Rings….. does it count if I write them myself? Chapter 9: Of Gary Stues and Incompetent Lackeys “We…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…