The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…see how the next few days shape up. Chapter 12 Changes Sam sat in the plane, silently pretending to read the airline magazine. Actually, he was casting glances over at…
How Robin Hood Destroyed the Ring of Power otherwise known as Robin Hobbit By Elizabeth Dunlap Part 1: The Fellowship of Robin Robin Hood was walking along one day and…
…been drowned in grape juice. Sam stood, sweaty and hot, wiping his forehead off on his sleeves many times and he muttering something to Frodo, who plainly wasnÂ’t listening. Frodo…
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…the four hobbits werenÂ’t allowed their own room because who knows how much trouble the four of them could get into together. Day 2: The trip up Table Mountain. By…
…Jeff.] Give me back the Horn of Gondor. Jeff: [Looks puzzled and confused.] What? I didn’t take any Horn of Gondor. Boromir: You were drinking from it! The Horn! You…