Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…Sauron. When we assailed Mordor, Sauron himself quaked in fear. “Though the Black Gate of Mordor was guarded by Sauron’s most trusted and loyal troops, the Morannon was thrown down…
…Sauron. When we assailed Mordor, Sauron himself quaked in fear. “Though the Black Gate of Mordor was guarded by Sauron’s most trusted and loyal troops, the Morannon was thrown down…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…Eomer walked over to Gollum and observed his bizarre behavior, “Gollum… what have I said about destroying company property?” Eomer said, trying to gently tug away the microphone. Gollum clung…
…of the wall as he sees red clouds climbing over mountains towards Gondor.) Pippin: Mordor. Gandalf; Yes, there it lies. This city has dwelt ever in the sight of its…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…room, so grand was she. More beautiful than Andúnë, more innocent, more elegant. She had bright golden hair of the most perfect hue, large blue eyes, and delicate, pale skin….
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…same person that I started out with from the door of your house. It’s just… your personality, the way you act, even the way you look… you’ve changed. You know…
…in the palantír a glimpse of the Enemy’s plan. Sauron moves to strike the city of Minas Tirith. His defeat at Helm’s Deep showed our enemy one thing. He knows…
…Gondor!” Monster size trolls bounded into the open hole. “MOMMY!” Gandalf shrieked and ran away. Meanwhile, Robin and Sammy were so happy that “Gollum” was gone. Well, for now anyway.…