Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…Sauron. When we assailed Mordor, Sauron himself quaked in fear. “Though the Black Gate of Mordor was guarded by Sauron’s most trusted and loyal troops, the Morannon was thrown down…
…Sauron. When we assailed Mordor, Sauron himself quaked in fear. “Though the Black Gate of Mordor was guarded by Sauron’s most trusted and loyal troops, the Morannon was thrown down…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…anything on this show wise?” he grunted, sniggering to himself. He held up his bullhorn to his mouth, “Eomer, give Arwen back her phone,” Eomer gave Gandalf a confused look,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…room, so grand was she. More beautiful than Andúnë, more innocent, more elegant. She had bright golden hair of the most perfect hue, large blue eyes, and delicate, pale skin….
…of the wall as he sees red clouds climbing over mountains towards Gondor.) Pippin: Mordor. Gandalf; Yes, there it lies. This city has dwelt ever in the sight of its…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…answered. ‘Pippin,Â’ Merry hissed, clapping his hand over his cousinÂ’s mouth. The man walked over to Strider, leaning against the bars. ‘You got one phone call. Wanna use it now?Â’…