Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…Romach broke the tense silence. “We Eredrim are a people of peaceful commerce. We know little of the wars of the great. But when the diplomatic niceties are put aside,…
…Romach broke the tense silence. “We Eredrim are a people of peaceful commerce. We know little of the wars of the great. But when the diplomatic niceties are put aside,…
…place looks oddly familiar…. Frodo: We’ve been here before! Sam: That’s impossible…if we have then that rock would have a slash on it! *points to rock with slash on it*…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…Eowyn gave the phone to Legolas, “Good luck, Legolas, I say.” Legolas whimpered and put the phone to his ear, “Hello, Ada,” Legolas whimpered, curled up in a little ball,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…Frodo: (smiling) Sam, my dear Sam. Sam: It’s very special, that. It’s the best salt in all the Shire. Frodo: It is special. It’s a little bit of home. (Frodo…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
…good push over a ravine onto an adjacent rock. He follows. Fiery rocks are catapulted from the volcano. Frodo and Sam climb higher on the rock. Frodo is breathless and…