The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…the phone and file these papers. Legolas: Ok. Galadrial: And try to have them filed by the time I get back. Legolas: Ok good-bye. The phone rings Legolas: Hello this…
…the phone and file these papers. Legolas: Ok. Galadrial: And try to have them filed by the time I get back. Legolas: Ok good-bye. The phone rings Legolas: Hello this…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…stepped forward and cleared his throat. Part of the shadows seemed to break away and form a woman. She was short and pale, wearing too much makeup and skintight leather…
…in the lead. Here Endeth Parteth Two of How Robin Hood Destroyed the Ring of Power !!pagebreak!! Part 3: The Return of Robin Meanwhile, at Robin and Sammy’s part of…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
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…along with squeaks of fascination. They got to the parking at the base of Table Mountain, they parked the car and went to buy the tickets so they could use…
…NO RIVENDELL! NO LOTHLORIEN! GIMME BACK THOSE TICKETS! GIMME! He runs around, snatching back the tickets. He holds the little slips of paper to his chest. Jeff: It’s mine! Mine!…