The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…Eerdmans, Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1983. Flieger, Verlyn and Carl F. Hostetter. Tolkien’s Legendarium: Essays on The History of Middle-earth. Greenwood Press, Westport, CN, 2000. Fonstad, Karen Wynn. The Atlas of…
…in Tolkien’s World. Eerdmans, Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1983. Flieger, Verlyn and Carl F. Hostetter. Tolkien’s Legendarium: Essays on The History of Middle-earth. Greenwood Press, Westport, CN, 2000. Fonstad, Karen Wynn….
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…to 45 guests) starts at 6pm and includes a glass of champagne and canapés. Tickets are £60. Tickets must be booked by December 6th. To book your tickets, please email…
…NO RIVENDELL! NO LOTHLORIEN! GIMME BACK THOSE TICKETS! GIMME! He runs around, snatching back the tickets. He holds the little slips of paper to his chest. Jeff: It’s mine! Mine!…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…