The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…Springs,” replied Arwen, glancing at the schedule. “YES!!!” screamed Eowyn, jarring everyone’s nerves. “The mud and lava are so good for your skin!” “Doom Springs?” complained Eomer. “Why not Barad-dur’s…
…place looks oddly familiar…. Frodo: We’ve been here before! Sam: That’s impossible…if we have then that rock would have a slash on it! *points to rock with slash on it*…
…to it, hissing manically, “The rock and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet… we only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweet…,” Gollum said, crushing the microphone…
…breaths, watching the long, long line of soldiers winding up behind them like ants climbing a rock wall. “Do you think the land will ever recover?” asked Elendur sadly, snapping…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…concluded; among that number were, reportedly, a significant number of Dáin’s kin. This was quite the accomplishment, Balin had assured him, since support of Kíli’s right to the throne was…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…good push over a ravine onto an adjacent rock. He follows. Fiery rocks are catapulted from the volcano. Frodo and Sam climb higher on the rock. Frodo is breathless and…