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Group Therepy- Special Editon (in Fanfiction)

…villian, and so on. Frodo, you first. Santa: *sitting in chair* Oh, goody! Jump right up here little one. Frodo: *settling on the Santa’s lap* Santa. I want to be…

The Enslaved Elves of the North Pole (in Fanfiction)

…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…

The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)

…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy… REVERSED: Chapter Five (in Fanfiction)

…thematic elements (SLASH) and language. — “We hatesssssss our life, precioussss,” Gollum muttered, fiddling with a microphone. He looked at the end and began chewing on it, intent on destruction….

Nov. 7th update; Meet the Dwarves, and a Problem with Opening Night Tickets (in Posts)

…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…

Chapter 4: The Council of Elrond and the Forming of the Way-Too-Large Fellowship (in Fanfiction)

…someone sitting at the end of his bed. “Santa?” he asked sleepily. “No, not Santa, Gandalf,” replied the person at the end of the bed. “No, I think you’re Santa”…

A Phone Call With Elrond: PART ONE (in Fanfiction)

…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…

Chapter 12: Changes (in Fanfiction)

…I give you something to scream about.” Greta fell silent. The whole room fell silent, watching Greg as he slowly approached the Prime Minister, cell phone outstretched. The old man…

Robin Hobbit (in Subject Articles)

…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…

Chapter eight: Escaping the Carnival (in Fanfiction)

…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…