The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…of Myth and Fantasy Stu (Monterey Park, CA) (Mythlore) 1996 Winter; (1995); 21; 33 (2 (80)): 281-90. A Mythology? For England?. Stenstrom, Anders. Mythlore: A Journal of J. R. R….
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
His family was killed in a fire while he was away during a full moon night. Took up the samuri sword and trained himself to be skilled withh it (uses…
still in development!
He grew up living with his Aunt polly in Gondor. He made friends with Huck Finn, who was killed by a rampaging Nazgul 3 years ago. He joined gondors secret…
Well, after a LONG sabbatical, I’m back. I’m currently debating on whether or not to continue this story, but I’ll just post the chapters that I have done now and…
…life story. Of course, they didn’t want to hear it. No one wants to hear his story, trust me. So, after Robin shut him up, they all started walking towards…