The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…Eowyn gave the phone to Legolas, “Good luck, Legolas, I say.” Legolas whimpered and put the phone to his ear, “Hello, Ada,” Legolas whimpered, curled up in a little ball,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…up, baby. Arwen: People, don’t you understand? The child needs a helpin’ hand. Strider: Let’s rock! Arwen: Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas! (Arwen rides off on her horse with…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…said it use to be called…” The child’s brow creased with thought. Legolas and Aragorn both exchanged smiles. “Mirkwood!” Legolas nodded and Eldarion smiled with pride at having remembered. Legolas…
‘Legolas! Ah, what are you doing here?Â’ Strider asked with astonishment. Legolas twisted a strand of long blonde hair around his finger absently. ‘Oh, Gandalf sent me looking for you….
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…their tickets sorted out, they ran into a bit of trouble by the security metal detectors when it was FrodoÂ’s turn. He was the last to go through and the…