Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…place and it shall bear another name.’ “I nodded, understanding his feelings. ‘So be it then,’ I said. “Thus passes a fair city of Men.’ Turning then to my esquire,…
…place and it shall bear another name.’ “I nodded, understanding his feelings. ‘So be it then,’ I said. “Thus passes a fair city of Men.’ Turning then to my esquire,…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…fly, why does he cry? Caught in a web, soon you’ll be… eaten.’ Frodo is frantic. He looks back and sees Shelob’s former victims hanging enshrouded in webs behind him….
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…to Cape Town, South Africa. With Aragorn and Arwen being in charge of the trip, they got to book the aeroplane tickets. The groups were as followed: Group 1-Aragorn, Arwen…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
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