The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…up* The phone rings Telemarketer: Does that mean no? Legolas: Yes. *hangs up* Now where are those papers. Five minutes later the phone rings. Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how…
…up* The phone rings Telemarketer: Does that mean no? Legolas: Yes. *hangs up* Now where are those papers. Five minutes later the phone rings. Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…Ok tell me all you know about the Loogie Lessons!!! Pippin begins to explain but he is interrupted again… PAGE PAGE Sauron: My pager…another emergency! *grabs cell phone* Did you…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
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…on them. A few minutes later Eowyn and Arwen returned with the tickets. “Wow. That was fast,” Gandalf said looking slightly surprised. “The ticket guy said todayÂ’s a slow day…
…NO RIVENDELL! NO LOTHLORIEN! GIMME BACK THOSE TICKETS! GIMME! He runs around, snatching back the tickets. He holds the little slips of paper to his chest. Jeff: It’s mine! Mine!…