The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…up* The phone rings Telemarketer: Does that mean no? Legolas: Yes. *hangs up* Now where are those papers. Five minutes later the phone rings. Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how…
…up* The phone rings Telemarketer: Does that mean no? Legolas: Yes. *hangs up* Now where are those papers. Five minutes later the phone rings. Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…NOOOO!! After 5 minutes of this… Faramir: Not I must blindfold you with this extremely thin cloth. Gollum: Cloth…cloth…CLOTH!!!!!!!!! *grabs it and runs* Faramir: Ok now I have to blindfold…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
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…on them. A few minutes later Eowyn and Arwen returned with the tickets. “Wow. That was fast,” Gandalf said looking slightly surprised. “The ticket guy said todayÂ’s a slow day…