The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…*slams phone down* The phone rings Legolas: I bet Alexander Gram Bell never thought about you! *slams phone down* Galadrial: Legolas, Legolas: Oh, hi hehe. Galadrial: I tried to call…
…*slams phone down* The phone rings Legolas: I bet Alexander Gram Bell never thought about you! *slams phone down* Galadrial: Legolas, Legolas: Oh, hi hehe. Galadrial: I tried to call…
A/N: Hello, kiddies. I’m sorry it’s been so long that I’ve updated this story, but like my other fic, I… *kindofforgetitexsisted*. I hope this chapter is satisfactory. Rating: R for…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
MIDDLE-EARTH Elrond is sitting in his bedroom, reading some ancient text or other when Arwen comes in. ELROND: Arwen, what is it? ARWEN (holds up phone): Daddy, what is this?…
…what I think it is? It’s that thing in your pocket.” Sam paused. “You know… if it would help… I could, you know…” Fred jumped back and shouted “NO!” so…
…make them hungry for marshmallows. When they entered, Legolas felt a presence approaching them. “Something approaches.” “What is it? Is it a deer, because I’m hungry.” Gimli rubbed his growling…
…a balloon as it made its ascent into the darkening sky. Pippin was nowhere to be seen. Legolas sighed delicately. ‘Ai, this is something I shouldnÂ’t have dragged myself into,Â’…
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…in Room 2. Legolas, Gimli, Eomer and Boromir in Room 3. And Gandalf got his own room because he snored even louder than Gimli which everyone thought was impossible. And…
…Jeff Probst doesn’t mind being included in my little parody here. I just cannot imagine any other person hosting the Survivor reality show. So if you’re reading this, Mr. Probst,…