Chapter eight: Escaping the Carnival (in Fanfiction)
…a balloon as it made its ascent into the darkening sky. Pippin was nowhere to be seen. Legolas sighed delicately. ‘Ai, this is something I shouldnÂ’t have dragged myself into,Â’…
…a balloon as it made its ascent into the darkening sky. Pippin was nowhere to be seen. Legolas sighed delicately. ‘Ai, this is something I shouldnÂ’t have dragged myself into,Â’…
…Jeff Probst doesn’t mind being included in my little parody here. I just cannot imagine any other person hosting the Survivor reality show. So if you’re reading this, Mr. Probst,…
…*slams phone down* The phone rings Legolas: I bet Alexander Gram Bell never thought about you! *slams phone down* Galadrial: Legolas, Legolas: Oh, hi hehe. Galadrial: I tried to call…
A/N: Hello, kiddies. I’m sorry it’s been so long that I’ve updated this story, but like my other fic, I… *kindofforgetitexsisted*. I hope this chapter is satisfactory. Rating: R for…
MIDDLE-EARTH Elrond is sitting in his bedroom, reading some ancient text or other when Arwen comes in. ELROND: Arwen, what is it? ARWEN (holds up phone): Daddy, what is this?…
…here. ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ recently became the 15th film to pass the $1 billion mark in ticket sales. You can read about it here. Warner Brothers has recently…
…make them hungry for marshmallows. When they entered, Legolas felt a presence approaching them. “Something approaches.” “What is it? Is it a deer, because I’m hungry.” Gimli rubbed his growling…
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…is it like being soap? Many a day I have wished I was soap… Gimli: It’s Gimli! Legolas: Oh, *throws him away* Out of no where Gimli magically turns back…
…Rivka? Saruman: I shall save her! Rivka: I don’t need saving. Eol: No, I shall do it, I’m good with damsels in distress, I got this. Lt. : We saw…