Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…he had known and fought beside for many years. Some indeed had sailed from Númenor with him in the terrible storm that destroyed their island home. Then he turned south…
…he had known and fought beside for many years. Some indeed had sailed from Númenor with him in the terrible storm that destroyed their island home. Then he turned south…
…Their first task will be to swim to the island. No boats, no floating devices, no magic! The first to make it to the island receives the award of… er,…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…branches and Jack brought enough rum to go around. “Bye!” Legolas waved frantically at the island. “I’ll come again.” He sobbed. “I miss the island already.” Haldir groaned. “Legolas, we…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…for SNE; and the HNE’s gleefully give Galadriel the boot in the island’s first tribal council. Sam does his best to explain the tribe’s strategy: “C’mon, man, she’s, like, older…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…around the islands; there are some great scenic lines. As for getting between the North and South Island, you can fly (depending on where you want to go), or you…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…