The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…just 7 phases. Phase 1 – Remove Nail Polish Remove nail polish with a nail polish remover without acetone. (Acetone makes the nails yellow and it weakens them. Phase 2…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
*Disclaimer Note: You know the drill. I donÂ’t own any LOTR characters or any of the locations mentioned in this story, etcÂ…Â….* First off, I would like to thank everyone…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
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