Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…place and it shall bear another name.’ “I nodded, understanding his feelings. ‘So be it then,’ I said. “Thus passes a fair city of Men.’ Turning then to my esquire,…
…place and it shall bear another name.’ “I nodded, understanding his feelings. ‘So be it then,’ I said. “Thus passes a fair city of Men.’ Turning then to my esquire,…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…dear elf, but this is Survivor. There are no hair-dryers provided on this show, nor any other electrical appliances. Legolas: But, my hair! I need that hair-dr — Jeff whips…
…see how the next few days shape up. Chapter 12 Changes Sam sat in the plane, silently pretending to read the airline magazine. Actually, he was casting glances over at…
…(unless you live next door in Australia); you’ll have to find a suitable airline, and perhaps take a connecting flight. Once the flights are sorted and booked, then you can…
…tickets to Disney World for two days. It wasn’t the entering that bothered Aragorn, it was the winning. “Arwen, I can’t survive two more days at Disney World!” Aragorn said,…
…of the orc…and also the weight ratio of the hobbit to orc… and if you calculate the amount of hair on his toes times the amount of hair on his…