The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…up* The phone rings Telemarketer: Does that mean no? Legolas: Yes. *hangs up* Now where are those papers. Five minutes later the phone rings. Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how…
…up* The phone rings Telemarketer: Does that mean no? Legolas: Yes. *hangs up* Now where are those papers. Five minutes later the phone rings. Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…and even as far as Anfalas. But as you see, the war in the east does not go well. The men are weary of the long siege on the plain…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
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…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
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