Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…now. They camped that night in the heather of Lamedon and in the morning began the long descent. All that day they marched and on the second day they came…
…now. They camped that night in the heather of Lamedon and in the morning began the long descent. All that day they marched and on the second day they came…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy– Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…to the person you wish was dead! Theoden: *runs back and buys only one* Saruman: How about this, MINI TV!!! Gimli: I will buy one!! Saruman: But wait there’s more,…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…stood in line for hours to buy tickets for the Movie’s New Zealand Premiere, only to find out that all of the tickets had been secretly sold weeks ago? To…
…day First aid on our second day First aid on our second day! You could buy the Shire with the Mithril that we paid! Now Meriadoc Brandybuck was a real…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…see how the next few days shape up. Chapter 12 Changes Sam sat in the plane, silently pretending to read the airline magazine. Actually, he was casting glances over at…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…along with squeaks of fascination. They got to the parking at the base of Table Mountain, they parked the car and went to buy the tickets so they could use…