The Bachelorette (in Subject Articles)
…Trig: Oh crap…I guess you’ll just have to wing it then. Ring: Wing it?! Oh no no, there will be no *winging* it! I am not a bird! Trig: Fly…
…Trig: Oh crap…I guess you’ll just have to wing it then. Ring: Wing it?! Oh no no, there will be no *winging* it! I am not a bird! Trig: Fly…
…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…
…say Hoo-choo-ah-hoo-choo-ah-hoo-choo-ah-hoo-choo She can’t fly but I’m tellin’ you, she can run the pants off a kangaroo Ba-da-doo-doo, da-doo-doo-doo, do-da-do-do, doo-doo She can’t fly but I’m tellin’ you, she can…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
…to thee?” He mulled over who he would rather have out of his sight for a while. “The company of Hoho shall be a nice square number. But it shall…
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…phone away from Arwen, but she clung tighter. “NO, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!” she yelled, but Sam had clicked off her cell phone. Arwen sobbed, hysterically. “How could you…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…