The Super Duper LOTR Story (in Fanfiction)
…little orc. Then a huge cave troll barged his way in. Sam ducked to avoid one of his powerful strokes. The cave troll said kindly, “My friends, you bow to…
…little orc. Then a huge cave troll barged his way in. Sam ducked to avoid one of his powerful strokes. The cave troll said kindly, “My friends, you bow to…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
…huge. ”ItÂ’s so huge,” he whispered to Praktâsh after he had squatted down to hear what Erishnak wanted. ”Too huge. What kind of monsters will be able to pull that…
…phone away from Arwen, but she clung tighter. “NO, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!” she yelled, but Sam had clicked off her cell phone. Arwen sobbed, hysterically. “How could you…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…“Yes, number! All orcs in Barad-Dûr have a number! What is your? Answer!” “I-I-I h-have no n-number..” Erishnak whimpered. The human warriors looked at each other. “What are you doing…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…