Something Scary (in Fanfiction)
…out MERRY BRANDYBUCK! FRODO It’s Merry Brandybuck! GANDALF opens the oven and pulls out A POT ROAST! FRODO It’s a pot roast! GANDALF opens the laundry hamper and pulls out…
…out MERRY BRANDYBUCK! FRODO It’s Merry Brandybuck! GANDALF opens the oven and pulls out A POT ROAST! FRODO It’s a pot roast! GANDALF opens the laundry hamper and pulls out…
…But the man was already gone with Strider down the hall to the telephone. Strider picked up the payphone and dug around in his pockets. He groaned. ‘IÂ’m broke. Do…
…We decided that it’s not fair for one of us to have that extra work load. So you get to interview Frodo. Enjoy the hobbit. Veggie: Wait, what?! No! Trig:…
…cloak and jerking him backwards), they marched to the customer service. Aragorn and Arwen were happily choosing between chocolate or boysenberry flavored Lembas bread, when their peace was shattered by…
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…
…open. GaladrielÂ’s mouth dropped open and glared menacingly at the Doors. Inside, Eowyn jerked her hair free and saw to her horror that Galadriel and Gimli were ready come in….
…without warning, John Malcolm was flying through the air. He smashed into the wall before tumbling to the marble at the sudden stop. Something had opened up inside of Moses,…
…phone away from Arwen, but she clung tighter. “NO, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!” she yelled, but Sam had clicked off her cell phone. Arwen sobbed, hysterically. “How could you…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…