Rate this post For anyone interested, the Mythgard Institute is offering online a free ten-week study of Tolkien’s ‘Unfinished Tales of Númenor and Middle-earth’ Details of the class, which has…
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…
Chapter 2, Flight from the Mire. Spamdumb: Wait Mr. Author. Author: What is it, Spam? Spam: We canÂ’t fly. Why is this chapter called “Flight from the Mire”? Author: ummÂ……
…of willow. In the center of the floor was a dark opening leading to a flight of dank and mossy stone steps. Water could be heard lapping gently below. The…
…the dwarves again, you know. What a lark to laugh in their face….a hobbit richer than a whole mountain of dwarves! Preposterous! GANDALF: Is business as good as all that?…
…battle. Champion: a fast paced fighting class. Guardian: a tough, hard to take down fighting class. Captain: a heroic leadership class. Burglar: a tricksy class, full of cunning. Hunter: excellent…
Math Class (in Picture Parodies)
…news of the outside world? Tell us everything!” the rest of the class groaned good naturedly at their curious classmate. “Everything?” Mr. Gandalf asked with a quizzical expression on his…
…BIlbo: What the… water baloons?!? Ms. Trample: Oh my word! Class, class! Everybody, out out! Hurry! Come on now! *The class rambles out. Ms. Trample does a head count and…
…Bag End and stops in front of the gate which has a sign that says ‘No Admittance. Exception Party Business’. He walks up to the door and knocks it with…