…mini TV* Announcer on TV: We are back after the 3rd quarter with The Iron Mountain Manicurists Versus The Mirkwood Strawberry Shampoo Obsessors, Iron Mountain-6 Mirkwood-0 Gimli: GO MIRKWOOD!!! Announcer:…
…whips out her cell phone again, and calls Trig* Trig: What? Ring: Nice to talk to you too. How’s the interview? Trig: I’m in the middle of it, if you…
…to 45 guests) starts at 6pm and includes a glass of champagne and canapés. Tickets are £60. Tickets must be booked by December 6th. To book your tickets, please email…
…we have more tickets?Â’ Strider fished around in his pockets, and produced six more tickets. ‘All right, but this is the last time IÂ’m paying for you.Â’ The hobbits nodded…
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
…(panting with exertion from trying to keep the string back) Make… up… your…mind…! ELROHIR: Could you do both? No, never min- (Elrond enters) ELROND: What on Middle-earth do you think…
…girl continued to grin, insanely. “I think youÂ’re really hot,” she said, mindlessly, “My-nameÂ’s-Mindy-whatÂ’s-yours?” she said in one breath. Legolas almost fell off his chair. “I really donÂ’t want to…
…it, as long as you eat my daughter’s ring too. Arwen: And mine! Rosie: And mine! Eowyn: And mine! Smaug: Alright, alright, I’ll do it. On one condition. Eowyn: What’s…
…anyone in their right mind be sitting on the phone? Elrond: Do I have to answer that? Arwen hangs up. Man: Are you Miss Arwen Umbrella? Arwen: No. Man: I…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…