The Bachelorette (in Subject Articles)
…royalty! When he’s not occupied by the weary work of caring for his woodland realm, this elf enjoys swimming, hiking and sunbathing. Please, welcome Lord Celeborn of the Realm of…
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23 Number words (in Language Readings)
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
The Return of the Fellowship of the Two Towers of the King’s Ring (in Subject Articles)
…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy… REVERSED: Chapter Four (in Fanfiction)
…phone away from Arwen, but she clung tighter. “NO, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!” she yelled, but Sam had clicked off her cell phone. Arwen sobbed, hysterically. “How could you…
Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…death on the cord. Not to mention ordering us 100 trampolines on accident. Then he sent them to the ‘Emperor’s New Groove’ set. Emperor Kusko: So that’s how they got…
Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)
…suppose I’ll finish it! Frodo: I will take it. Legolas: You have my bow. Boromir: And my sword. Gimli: And my axe. Fangirl: (appears out of nowhere) You can have…