…restaraunt…The food was digusting. The spaghetti had fungus! The rats were humonghous! SPELLING!?!?!?! The watress was ugly- Waitress: *runs up and tells Gollum to sing something else* Gollum: I would…
…everything about me. Wouldn’t you want to be an Elven lord? And if you wouldn’t want to be one, you’d certainly want to break out the handcuffs and- Ring: Next…
…to 45 guests) starts at 6pm and includes a glass of champagne and canapés. Tickets are £60. Tickets must be booked by December 6th. To book your tickets, please email…
…we have more tickets?Â’ Strider fished around in his pockets, and produced six more tickets. ‘All right, but this is the last time IÂ’m paying for you.Â’ The hobbits nodded…
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
…SAM: Where have you been? PIPPIN: What’s the matter? MERRY: I was like, Whoah! And they were like: (as if he was breathing on someone) Whooooah…and then I was like,…
…were sitting at a romantic table with candles lit and everything. Legolas was supposed to impress the girl, but he really didnÂ’t want to. “Legolas is taking out his number…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…the window.) Merry and Pippin rush off to start their new job, and Gimli sits down on Rosie. Gimli: I’m bored. Anyone want to call a random phone number and…
…was hoping you wouldn’t notice that. Arwen: How many cheap copies of this ring have you made! Gandalf: To be exact, four hundred and twenty-one- Aragorn: Gandaaaalf! Please! Arwen: You…