My Version of TTT Part 3 to the End (in Fanfiction)
…the night of June 3rd??? Gimli: I don’t know… Aragorn: *writes on paper* avoiding the subject…. Gimli: What!? I am not avoiding it! Aragorn: Stalling… Gimli: *walks away* After a…
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The Bachelorette (in Subject Articles)
…be… K: That’s right, me! Griiiiiiima!!! *Ring, Trig, Rivka, Veggie and ze males all watch as k wraps her arms around Grima in a tight embrace. Grima, thoroughly shocked by…
The Commandeering of the Cursed Aztec Gold Ring With a Black Pearl (in Fanfiction)
…With sugar and pipeweed and beer and lembes and cookies and cake and fried rice and gummy bears and cream savers and chocolate kisses and popcorn and cheese sticks and…
23 Number words (in Language Readings)
…familiar): Example: 54… canta leminquain The numbers between 100 and 200 can be made in the same fashion: 140… canquain tuxa 172… atta otoquain tuxa The numbers 110 and 120…
The Return of the Fellowship of the Two Towers of the King’s Ring (in Subject Articles)
…that flea and put it inside a box, and put that box in another box, and mail it to ourselves. Then when it arrives we CRUSH IT WITH A HAMMER!…
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy… REVERSED: Chapter Four (in Fanfiction)
…of Vanilla IceÂ’s “Ice, Ice, Baby” blared. “TAKE THAT PHONE AWAY FROM HER!” Gandalf roared, over Vanilla IceÂ’s crooning, “Ice, ice, baby.” Sam tackled Arwen and attempted to wrench the…
Smaug’s Solution (in Fanfiction)
…too. Aragorn: Are not! Arwen: Are too! Aragorn: I AM NOT A GOOD SPEAKER, ALRIGHT! What? Arwen: I told you. Well, I’m going to call him to see if he’s…
Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…anyone in their right mind be sitting on the phone? Elrond: Do I have to answer that? Arwen hangs up. Man: Are you Miss Arwen Umbrella? Arwen: No. Man: I…
The Lord of the Teeth – The Frenetic of the Teeth (in Subject Articles)
…mouth. “Thanks, I needed that.” He then fell asleep again. “Where am I now?” “You are in the house of Bullfrog, and it is ten-o-clock in the night, September the…
The Fellowship of the Ring at the White House (in Fanfiction)
…straight. There is a guy named Bill Clinton who thinks he is a cookie belonging to a president, and I burnt him? Elrond: No, Legolas, Aragorn is still mentally and…