…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
…what’s one plus one gross? THE SHIRE (ABOUT 100 PERSONS): 145!!! Bilbo: And what’s the number of people at my party minus me? At this, Bilbo put The One Key…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
…the soldiers. “Get the phone! Get the phone! Don’t you know what that is? Get it!” The Greta turned and ran. The soldiers raised their weapons, but Liam and Aaron…
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…
(Thank you so much for all who contributed to this! It is wonderful!) Prologue by Galadriel: I amar prestar aen… The world is changed. ihan mathon ne nen… I feel…
…party would be comparatively less dispirited than it proved at present. But she had persuaded Melian that the company was much too plentiful for unessential numbers. Consequently, they had both…