…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…glimmered like stars in pale moonlight. “Wield these weapons well, women of Japan,” Elladan said, giving his blessings to Omasu and Ochika, to which they nodded in return. As the…
…there. Galadriel: Bug off. Aragorn: (goes to the phone and dials Smaug’s number, looks around to see if anyone is watching, but Legolas and Boromir have everyone’s attention as they…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…paused a moment before replying, in a almost small voice, “Â…okay, Lord Aoshi.” She and Pippin then went back to their riding partners to ride back to Edoras. Meiji-Era Japan…
…swung its tusks at Sanosuke. The street brawler from Japan narrowly avoided being stuck by the spikes as he grabbed hold of the tip of the tusksÂ… and let himself…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…