Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…anyone in their right mind be sitting on the phone? Elrond: Do I have to answer that? Arwen hangs up. Man: Are you Miss Arwen Umbrella? Arwen: No. Man: I…
…anyone in their right mind be sitting on the phone? Elrond: Do I have to answer that? Arwen hangs up. Man: Are you Miss Arwen Umbrella? Arwen: No. Man: I…
…thought you could get away with it! Didn’t you, but you aren’t getting away with anything now! (She pulls out a gun) Legolas: Now, Arwen, let’s not have a scene….
Elrond is sitting on his throne, about to say something along the lines of, ‘We are all doomed! Doomed, I tell you, DOOMED!’ when something starts to ring. Everyone looks…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…(unless you live next door in Australia); you’ll have to find a suitable airline, and perhaps take a connecting flight. Once the flights are sorted and booked, then you can…
…she replied. “SheÂ’s earned the right…” “What about me, then? I deserve it as much as she.” “Jordan, Kennedy was there last time. She helped…” “I wouldÂ’ve have helpedÂ… if…
The Amazing Race “And we are announcing the teams now,” boomed the voice of Elrond. All of Gondor watched with interest and excitement. Gondor and Rivendell were sponsoring an Amazing…
…and create your own cross stitch pictures. Aon Celtic Art. Apprentice Armorer’s Illustrated Handbook is a clear and detailed guide to making your own chain mail. Arwen’s Closet. BBC Decorating….
…I do all to Conquer a land like your home ‘Cause you can’t run and you can’t hide You are gunna run and I’m gunna kill you Mordor number 5!…
…with the pleasantries. Take him to the car,” Sandra declared after straightening herself up and wiping the blood from her torn lip. She appeared not at all angry about being…