The Super Duper LOTR Story (in Fanfiction)
…a hill, they spotted the Rohirriam. The horsemen circled the travelers, and Eomer said, “There are no travelers in this land; only spies of Sauron. Bind their hands.” “Waiiiiiiit!” screamed…
…a hill, they spotted the Rohirriam. The horsemen circled the travelers, and Eomer said, “There are no travelers in this land; only spies of Sauron. Bind their hands.” “Waiiiiiiit!” screamed…
…folk. A quicker and more demanding pace might see them increase the number of miles they may travel in a day, but certainly would see the hobbits tired easily and…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
…start planning where you want to go, and how you are going to travel! In New Zealand there are several travel options – car hire, motorhome hire, coaches, trains, inter-island…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread. Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket. Over the course of the day,…